Now Playing Tracks

not-in-the-war-room asked:

Matthew, I honestly have no idea why I have not followed you all this time. Please forgive me.



It is perfectly fine, dear John. All that matters is that you have found your way to me now. I would have waited millions of years more for you, had it have been necessary.

Two blogs, both alike in dignity,
In fair Tumblr, where we lay our scene,
From ancient gifs break to new text posts,
Where social justice makes bloggers unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two blogs
A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life.

Reblogging for the Romeo and Juliet shout out. Even though the stanzas are a little off… Still…  LOVE!!!!


Lisa Hanawalt, who you may remember from such white hot Lucky Peach hits as The Secret Lives of Chefs, has a handful of copies of her new zine left. It is called Save a Horse, Ride a Hanawalt and the image above is stolen from it and it costs $8 and you should buy it now before it’s too late and you have to ice down a bottle of wine and cry yourself to sleep (again).

I’m more upset that someone thinks Pinot Noir goes good with beef.  


Lord help me!  Im  baking for community dinner/ safe grounds for tomorrow night and I HATE baking.  

Give me something to cook? Fine.  

Give me something to prep? Fine.

I fricking HATE baking. 

And what am I baking you ask?  The two things I know I won’t mess up, Chocolate Chip Cookies, and Brownies.

And you know what?  I hate chocolate too.  

I hope I don’t mess this up and have to bring store bought crap. This is the Episcopal Church after all, we don’t do store bought!

We make Tumblr themes